So there you go gentlemen. “It’s complicated.” Commit it to memory and deploy liberally. With some field practice, I’ve discovered that “it’s complicated” can serve as a useful stand-in for all sorts of scenarios you may find yourself in with a girl. It’s a go-to answer for all kinds of questions, not just the ones pertaining to your relationship status.

GIRL: You’re not going to try to stick it in my ass tonight, are you?
YOU: It’s complicated.
GIRL: *swoon*

Roissy, ensinando como se faz. hahahahahaha…